Cal Cronin's Page

Oh man sorry im not from Arizona. Thanks for the invite though. That is weird you are from there but you think it is deuchey. Oh I heard something about you this week on the front page of our newspaper it said you were coming back to town. That is really all we have had to talk about here besides of course our highschool womens soccer team, which is fantastic by the way we think we might even win the harbor league. We are all hoping you zonies dont ever come back here ever. Thats what we call you Zonies, cause it's a shorter cooler version of the word Arizona. See making up words is kind of our thing here. Like d.w.a.t., yeah i didnt make it up but i use it alot...cause its badass. I see you've caught on. Well just so you know i was born here, well i wasnt born here but i moved here which is almost as good. And that makes me cooler. Way cooler. The fact that you are more attractive, have a way sweeter bod and make me wish i was born a women doesnt even matter cause i live here. The fact that you party super hard and are an all around badass doesnt even matter cause we pay property taxes. So take your club elsewhere like back to zland...yeah thats our new word i just made it up, well i didnt make it up but I heard it once. If I see you around town I will probably run cause I am totally terrifyed of you, but I think you should stay in the A to Z alphabet state. BOOM thats another one, thats all me baby. See I took the A and Z and the rest is history. More to come Zayke, stay off my Island.

SORRY PHIL IM NOT FROM ARIZONA!!! BUT I WILL BE SENDING PHIL BOND SOMEWHERE THAT IS EVEN HOTTER AND IT LASTS AN ETERNITY!!! HEHEHEHEHEEHHE