Coronado Ready & Able Party


The Coronado Ready & Able Party announces its’ new massive ecological green project at the North end of Centennial Park in Coronado. It will be a 200 foot wind turbine which will add enough power to run all of the golf carts in the city. Celebrating the City’s patriotic soul, the standard will be painted red, white and blue. It will generate no more noise than a low flying Navy helicopter. Any birds that are killed will be sold in front of Albertson’s with the proceeds going to the Coronado homeless.


It is anticipated that the project will be funded by stimulus and subsidies from the federal government similar to those of the Solyndra power project.


In as much as this will be a federal project no local or state planning or environmental regulations will apply due to federal preemption.


The Party will ask President Obama and Governor Moonbeam to attend the dedication, which is planned for July 4th. The President will bring his Teleprompters.

Read more unbelievable stories published on April 1.

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Comment by Steffenie Andreasen on April 1, 2013 at 8:32am

Ha Ha!  Nice April Fools!  I admit, this did grab my attention :)

Comment by Kelsey Lind on April 1, 2013 at 5:52pm
You got me there for a second! Beautiful shot otherwise!

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