Coronado Ready & Able Party
The Coronado Ready & Able Party announces its’ new massive ecological green project at the North end of Centennial Park in Coronado. It will be a 200 foot wind turbine which will add enough power to run all of the golf carts in the city. Celebrating the City’s patriotic soul, the standard will be painted red, white and blue. It will generate no more noise than a low flying Navy helicopter. Any birds that are killed will be sold in front of Albertson’s with the proceeds going to the Coronado homeless.
It is anticipated that the project will be funded by stimulus and subsidies from the federal government similar to those of the Solyndra power project.
In as much as this will be a federal project no local or state planning or environmental regulations will apply due to federal preemption.
The Party will ask President Obama and Governor Moonbeam to attend the dedication, which is planned for July 4th. The President will bring his Teleprompters.
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